Sam-In-A-Can: The path less travelled

It may not always be the best path but it sure will be fun along the way...guaranteed!

Free SAM-ples

Blow up pool in winter? Bath water inside - jacuzzi = Winter pool parties.
In France - it is never too early to have a rose.
There are no depths I WONT go for a slip 'n Slide!
Blow up pools - Fun for all ages - ignore the age label!
Duty free is NOT duty free!
Travel tip that the girls can help with 005 - If your about to be banned from Turkey [like me for over staying on my visa] see where a smile gets you..or a bit of cleavage.
Packing tip 007 - As much as i hate rolling, it is the best way to pack.
Packing tip 001 - Remember shoes can take some small items to save space
Either date, marry or give birth to a lawyer...Its cheaper that way.
When dealing with idiots - its important to remember that a firm kick to the groin will always go along way - at least one way that you look at it
Growing up sucks! Mortgages, bonds, loans, pensions and wills scare the living hell out of me!
Screaming at a discus, javelin or shot-put doesn't make it go further. No scientific evidence needed - It Just Doesn't!
Read the 'Myron Bolitar' series by Harlen Coben - its a delight
Christian Grey - Yes please! no really ...please
I refuse to wait till im retired to start have 'allowed' avo naps. We did it as babies why not now?
A good lie is in the details - According to my friend Clayton Bond
Your never too old, too rich, or too above pushing a wine cork into a bottle - when a crisis arrives - MAKE A PLAN
Stu alert: There is nothing you can't iron or vacuum.
Not necessarily advise but more of a fact... helmet hair can NOT be avoided
Travelling??? Pack spare undies, and a nice dress in case of an impromptu party
Onesies - Fashionable yet practical.
New drinking game - The Possum, everyone takes 24 beers up a tree and the first to fall out looses :)
The art to a good "samwich" is to let is mature. Give it a squeeze and let it settle. Dont be a sceptic, try it. I wouldnt have my 'samwichs' any other way.
Pancakes, marscapone, strawberries and maple syrup - need i say more?
A helpful tip from my colourful Canadian friend "Don't eat yellow snow", wise, wise words.
If you've torn your leather jacket and dont carry those geeky sewing kits when u travel...stitch it with dental floss! Aaaand Your welcome
Wise words from my mom when i left home: Wipe your hands on the inside of your pockets, at least then you can still wear them again.
Running - Sucks. Thats all!
Diet tip 009 - Tumble dry the hell out of your clothes, that way you think your getting fatter so subconsciously you start slimming down.

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Sunday, 14 October 2012

The path less travelled

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